Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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