Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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