Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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