...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I forget how to act sober
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