ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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