She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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