even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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