...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
this boner is exhausting
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
