Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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