Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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