i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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