none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I looked at my own cervix.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
