So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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