well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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