found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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