Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
