Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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