these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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