I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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