my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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