addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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