He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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