Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
