we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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