I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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