For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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