Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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