Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
