break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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