i don't like sucking hair
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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