Farmville is her only friend.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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