we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This is my gift to your gina
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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