It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
