the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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