just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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