Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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