Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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