you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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