You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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