I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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