I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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