ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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