Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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