do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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