Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
