Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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