jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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