I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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