No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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