Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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