Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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