no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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